Dead Relationship? Try ZombieHarmonie
Many have found success at eHarmonie, but it is not for everyone. There is a new matchmaking service for those of us not living, ZombieHarmonie. As proof of its seriousness, it gives the following disclaimer and advise:
Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.
Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.
Don’t be alone in the apocalypse, find that special zombie today by clicking on the ad below.
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)
Tags: dating, Zombie, zombieharmony
Posted in Humor
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